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[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

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[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[whetstonefires]

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

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[vinylattes]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[neil-gaiman]

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

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[psychotic-gerard]

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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[no-this-is-ryan]

My favourite Wikipedia page of all time is definitely the one of aptronyms - aka, names that suit the person who has them. Here are some gems:

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This page also contains a section of IRONIC aptronyms, AKA inaptronyms. Here's a sample

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51-queer-frogs asked:

Drew fanart

pukicho answered:

U know where this is going don’t you?? That’s riiight:

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[uh0]

eye contact with someone you find attractive is so ungodly like you have no idea what you've done to me you bastard

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[shegos]

Domee Shi on her most embarrassing moment
TURNING RED (2022); written & directed by Domee Shi

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[mioxenoblade]

In the wake of tumblr marking every trans woman's selfie as "mature," I'd like to remind people, or inform people who are newer, that this isnt a new thing. In the early and mid-2010s, tumblr wiped all lgbt related tags deeming them "pornographic" and deleted or shadowbanned blogs for saying they're trans in their bios. You can not find any post i make in the public search, hell you can't even search my personal blog specifically, cuz staff decided that me being an out trans woman was "pornographic." I am still shadowbanned cuz I am a trans woman.

And im sure people are gonna say "it was a different company," yet their transphobia has remained the same. Tumblr is a transphobic site.

[santas-jolly-backhand-of-chaos]

Do they not know their main audience is trans and queer????